spicy-vagina-tacos:

maybe-theres-wifi:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I love the smell of butthurt men in the morning

U sent yourself those asks and not all men hate you

I fucking love the smell of butthurt men in the morning


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bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift


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okaywork:

[clicks on a person’s url to see how they’re doing after being dragged on their own post]


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cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."


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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo


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boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

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espeonchan:

candymandie:

espeonchan:

who the fuck names their kid pepper

someone who wants to add spice to their life

image


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nosdrinker:

captain underpants is better than every john green book


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